I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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