my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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