so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Randomize
