Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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