Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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