When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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