Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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