I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just tell him i said nine months
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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