I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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