So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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