If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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