If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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