Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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