Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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