paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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