she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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