how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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