Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He literally asked permission to hit on me
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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