My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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