He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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