what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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