i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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