you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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