Sponge bath it is.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Randomize
