is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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