I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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