This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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