I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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