Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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