Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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