either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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