Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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