Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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