now i know why i became what i already was.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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