She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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