After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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