She is in my trunk
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
