he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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