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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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