i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
