Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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