Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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