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the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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