my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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