you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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