lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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