so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
And then he peed in my hair
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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