Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize