paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Randomize
