I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
two words...techno handjob
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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