Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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