My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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